THIS IS NOT WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die before finishing your Slalom Race
Become Monster food
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Added to skins for Skincraft Jun 1, 2011.
Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Oct 18, 2010.